Happy - Happy 30th Birthday, Scott Disick: 3 Classic Quotes To Celebrate The Kardashian Fella

Lord Scott Disick of Long Island The Hamptons turns 30 today.  After two children and a few reality shows (one of which resulted in the creation of one of the two children), Disick said farewell to his twenties with a rousing do at The Mark in Houston, Texas.

Why?

Why not?

Disick's famous for his pastels and paisley prints, his tumultuous history withKhloe Kardashian ("douche lord" is now part of my vocabulary) and his secret handshakes with Robert "Bob" Kardashian.  We salute he with hair that flows "in the wind like flocks of capistrano" and wish Lord Disick a right royal birthday